What does a Latin Rock musician use for birth control?

What do you say to a Latin Rock musician wearing a 3-piece suit?

What do you call a Latin Rock musician without a girlfriend?

What’s the last thing a topless dancer does with her asshole before she goes to work?

What’s the first thing a Latin Rock musician does when he wakes up in the morning?

How can a Latin Rock musician wind up with a million dollars?

What would a Latin Rock musician do if he won a million dollars?

What do you call a Latin Rock musician with half a brain?

What’s a Latin Rock musician say when he knocks at your door?

How can you get a Latin Rock musician’s car to go faster?

How do you get a Latin Rock musician off the front porch?

How many Latin Rock musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did people invent the piano?

How are musicians like linoleum?

GUITARIST JOKES:
Why are so many guitarists jokes one-liners?
Did you hear the one about the guitarist who was in tune?
How can you get a guitarist to play quieter?
How do you know there’s a guitar player at your door?
What do a vacuum cleaner and a guitar have in common?
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

BASS PLAYER JOKES:
What’s the difference between an upright bass and a salsa bass?
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

DRUMMER JOKES:

A drummer decides he wants to do a solo album so he walks into a store and says "I’ll take this guitar, that bass and that keyboard, here’s my credit card." So the guy behind the counter says "You’re the drummer, right?" The drummer says "Yeah, how’d you know?" The guy behind the counter says "This is Burger King."

Two drummers walk into a bar
—which is funny because you would think the second one would have seen it coming.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
How can you tell if a stage is level?
What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
What’s the last thing a drummer says before he’s fired from the band?
How can you tell when there’s a drummer at your door?
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

PERCUSSIONIST JOKES:
What do you do if your kid can’t play a musical instrument?
How can you tell if a percussionist is playing out of time?
How can you tell when there’s a percussionist at your door?
LEAD SINGER JOKES: lead singers deserve to get picked on
What’s the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist?
How can you tell when there’s a lead singer at your door?
What do you call those cute and giggly girls who hang around guitar players?
What does a lead singer do when he wakes up in the morning?
What’s the difference between a female lead singer and a Porche?
How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many entertainment lawyers does is take to tile a bathroom?
If you drop an entertainment lawyer and a trombone off a building, what do you get?
Which one will hit the ground first?
What’s the difference between an entertainment lawyer and a sack of fertilizer?
What does a good entertainment lawyer weigh?
What do you need if you have an entertainment lawyer buried up to his neck in quicksand?
What do you call 100 entertainment lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A Buick with 5 entertainment lawyers went off a cliff. Everyone was killed. You know the saddest part?
Why are entertainment lawyers hearts so coveted for transplants?
What’s brown and black and looks good on an entertainment lawyer?

OTHER INSTRUMENT JOKES: trombonist jokes are just funnier
What do you call a trombone player with a beeper?
What’s the difference between a trampoline and a trombone?
What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
What’s the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
What’s the range of a trombone?
What did the trombone player say when he got to the gig?
What’s the difference between a trombone and a lawnmower?

OTHER/MIXED MUSICIAN JOKES:
What’s the difference between a roadie and a homeless person?
What’s the difference between a moose and a big jazz band?
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
What’s the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?
What will it take to reunite the Beatles?
What did Kurt Cobain say when he shot himself?
What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain’s mind?
How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Deadhead’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many music critics does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many union stagehands does it take to change a lightbulb?